Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said, 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ....whether you're here or not.'
(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage - Part II
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever '
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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4 comments:
Adui! hehe :)
lmao! hahah!!.. great jokes! lol great jokes honey! LOL.. yeahhhhH!!! U go girl!!!! yeahhhh! hahah! ^_^
this is funny! wonder if both couple died, probably the headstone written "silence at last". no more quarrel.
Greg, Beck and Ryu....I love those two jokes too..hahahaha
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