Three Kick Rule...

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to t he midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

(I love this part)
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck." !!!!
Moral : When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you hear. When you're intelligent, you know which half……

Two Old Ladies Having a smoke...?

Have a good laugh!
First, you should know there is a "Camel" brand cigarette....

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

LUshae Jewelry - Just for you

This unique tag was given by my dear blogger friend, Sis Rahma. If you are interested to know what it is about, please go to this link.

http://pearl-stud-earrings-rahma.blogspot.com/

The Invisible Man

I got this email today..and find this type of art simply fantastic!
This guy (Liu Bolin) paints himself, no kidding, no trick photography he just paints himself.

Love Me

This song is about loving someone unconditionally for life and beyond. It's not like couples nowadays, would have just give up easily when storm hits.
Or you may think, the flame you have for each other subsides..and there's a better person out there instead of the person you once claimed yours and loved.
watch this clip...it makes me tear up.

We have 3 stupid stages of life……….. what’s yours??

Teen age: Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age: Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age: Have Time + Money …but no Energy

This is so true, isn't it?

Let those tears fall...

I was blogwalking this morning, browsing blog page to blog page....till I stopped at a page. (don't feel like mentioning who..) I can't help feeling sad..and feel like hugging her. She wrote about the loss of her brother in a fire. It must be a very painful ordeal for her and the rest of her family at this time of trial.

I remember losing a sister many years ago. She was born a paralytic. It is not easy to care for someone that is born abnormal. I can't recall how many sleepless night we gotta endure...worrying about her. At times mom and I would be a bit paranoid! Loving her so much yet thinking the worst at the same time. Worrying whether she's cold, hungry or sick..or maybe need a diaper change.

She needed constant care and supervision at all times..and that makes me my sister's keeper.
Many nights, i would try to talk to her, to reach out to her but only find it frustrating. My sister can barely talk...very few words and silence. It was really heartbreaking.

You have no idea how tired it was to care for special person like my sister. Now she's gone...her memories still lingers in my heart. No one can ever replace her.
For those who lost someone today....let's join our hearts together and pray for our loving ones.
Let those tears fall...but keep the memory intact in our hearts.

(My sister, I will always love you.... - your little phoenix @ Honeybuzz)