NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, ...isn’t that obvious?

“You’re in a restricted fishing area”' he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

..errr...very funny!

Sure, pictures does tell a lot of stories!

Could this be real? Giants of the past...

Numbers 13:33

There we saw the GIANTS (the descendants of Anak came from the GIANTS); and we were like grasshoppers in our own sight, and so we were in their sight."

Have u seen something like this? Pretty cool eh..

STATE OF THE ART GERMAN PARKING GARAGE!

This is pretty amazing! Can you imagine how all this operates? How do they lock each car in its cubicle for safety? WHO CARES? NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD GET IN IT HERE. (But believe me, the Germans WILL LOCK THAT CAR!)

Talk about German efficiency! The photo above were taken at a new parking garage in Munich . The actual space that the facility occupies is approximately only 20% of a comparable facility with the traditional design that is used primarily in the US. Not only is the German structure less expensive to build, but vehicles are also 'retrieved' in less time and without the potential of being damaged by an attendant. Now this is what we called - COOL!

For your info......be alert!

Another early day today, whilst sorting out my mails, here's one very interesting. No harm knowing this. It read:-

FOR YOUR INFO - BE ALERT :-

This is taken from a newspaper article in local Chinese papers recently. Take note of any unusual markings in front of your house. It could be a code for these unsavoury people.

Translation: [ + ] or [ - ] means Owner not in house during day/night

[ Θ ] means Staying alone or Renting

[...] means 3 family members staying

[√ ] means House has been broken in before

[ * ] means Target

[ X ] means Not Our Target (Safety First)

So guys, keep well and keep safe. Adios!

Please.........

I normally would not want to wake up at this hour. ..even if I can't sleep. Looking at the wall clock, it's only a quarter to four in the morning. It was very calm..very silent.
I have no idea whatsoever why this early..but now sitting, facing my computer..trying to get across what's in my mind.

I'm kindda buzy lately. Besides being so engrossed with my buzy schedule, I met some new friends but particularly one that asked me out for a date. I felt like banging my head against the wall when I promised him a "yes" answer. I regretted it so much now because he's not a nobody but a somebody.

He's been texting me every now and then, giving me hints.."don't forget u promise me a date".
How I wish it could be as easy as a cyber date just as I'd potray in a naughty essay concerning that special night with one blogger, named Uncle Lee.

How to say "NO"? at least in a polite way...tactful perhaps?

How I wish it wasn't true...

Upset? yes..definately. I knew him few years back. I still recalled, we were like best buddies and when he told me that his contract with the company he worked with due the coming month, I asked him to join our company.

I see no harm in helping someone who wanted a job and he's not only some 'hi and bye' kindda friends, he is but my good buddy. And now, I regretted that decision.

I don't know what had happened to him and to the friendship we'd built on good terms. It really saddened me to see his change of behaviour. He is no longer my old buddy..who's kind, understanding and a good cheer to me.

Today, it's not even a misunderstand..he got so mad and clench his fists. I was shocked to see his manner. I told him sharply" if you dare..."
He did not. He walked away.....